Selangorku: Khalid Ibrahim Keluar PKR?

Nowadays, it has been raining very heavily in Selangor every evening, so heavy that it caused flash floods in some areas.

Flash floods and mud floods in Balakong and Batu 11, Cheras – The Star, April 26, 2014.

But sadly, despite the rains and flash floods, the taps are still dry in Selangor…

Image from AIDC

…the situation had caused some people to be very, very, angry…

From Jeff Ooi’s Facebook.

…and very, very sad…

A sad, dry tap… I wonder why is it feeling so sad… May be it felt cheated by the Selangor government’s false promises. (Image credit to Helen Ang – helenang.wordpress.com/2014/04/30/dun-sgor-perlukan-hanya-seorang-sahaja-adun-melompat-untuk-ia-segera-tumbang/)

And sometimes when there is water, this is what we get…

“Hello!” says the rusty water. (Image credit to Helen Ang).

But crisis can also make people becomes very creative…

No wonder Anwar wanted to meet Obama so badly… (Image credit to Darul Ehsan Today)

This is what Anwar wanted President Obama to see – how Selangor government helps people create new inventions…

(Image credit to Darul Ehsan Today)

Creative inventions and innovations create more businesses and good for the economy.

Well, Anwar made Khalid Ibrahim worked too hard to improve the economy of the Selangor’s residents…

He works so hard that he did not have much time  to sleep…

…until sometimes he got too tired, that he fell asleep during a press conference…

… MB of Selangor fell asleep during a press conference…

Maybe Khalid should take a rest and watch this video…

Wow… it works! Khalid is feeling better and cheerful now… but wait, he has found a new friend?

See, how happy Khalid is with Najib…

 

Secret Exposed – How BN Flew In Phantom Voters

Anwar accused that the ruling Barisan Nasional had brought in more than 40,000 phantom voters to vote for BN during the PRU13. 

Prime Minister Najib Razak answered:

“Mereka bawa cerita kononnya kita mengimport 40,000 Mat Bangla untuk mengundi dalam pilihan raya. Kalau nak bawa 40,000 Mat Bangla, sebuah Jumbo muatannya 400 bererti 100 buah Jumbo terpaksa mendarat di lapangan terbang. Saya nak tanya kepada pembangkang, tunjuk di mana ada 100 buah jumbo yang telah mendarat di lapangan terbang kita.”

But PM Najib did not know that Anwar had found out BN’s secret …

TADDAAA! This is how BN flew in the “Banglas” to Malaysia from Bangladesh (Image from Pisau.Net)

But after I saw the photo, I’m scared if there will be Banglas falling down from the sky and worst if there will be a rain of Mat Banglas …

Anwar Ibrahim Is Going to Retire?

Malaysiakini reported that Pakatans leader Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim had made a statement that:

“Anwar to retire if he loses next polls.”

So now, I wonder when will he be going to retire since Pakatan had lost the GE 13.

Well, of course he would not accept the fact that the majority of the Malaysian had voted for the Barisan Nasional.

But I don’t think that Barisan Nasional had cheated to win yesterday’s election.

Anyway Anwar and his allies will think of funny, weird and unbelievable stories to prove that they were cheated and their confused supporters will happily accept their stories.

Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya (SPR) had used indelible ink so that people can’t vote two times as asked by them but they are still complaining.

So is Anwar Ibrahim going to retire and run away from Malaysia, or will he cancel his decision and spin another story or make a statement that he never made such statement to Malaysiakini?

Video: 10 Anwar’s PRU 13 Surprises

Credit to Badut Rakyat (http://badutrakyat.blogspot.com/2013/03/hot-news-anwar-ibrahim-akan-buat-10.html)